Including glow-in-the-dark toilet paper (seriously).
If your at-home movie nights seem to be lacking something from the theater experience (aside from the enormous screen, that is), it might just be the smell. Good thing this cozy cushion offers comfort and ambiance.
Never turn on that bright bathroom light in the middle of the night again. This wacky toilet paper means you can always find the roll, even in the dark.
While totally strange, these fingerless gloves are actually pretty "handy" (he he) according to the product description, because they absorb sweat, help prevent chafing while working, and can be worn under other gloves for added warmth.
Tired of zombies always trying to eat you? Well now's your chance to eat them. But in all seriousness: This snack has Halloween written all over it.
In a rush to get engaged? Amazon to the rescue! They have an assortment of rings, including this half-carat diamond stunner.
File this under the ultimate kid treat: You can add even more marshmallows to their cereal in the morning when you buy a whole heaping back of 'em online. Talk about the best birthday breakfast ever.
If you live in a place that doesn't get snow, or simply want to partake in winter fun during the summer, this snowball fight in a can is your solution. Even better? There's no slush or mess involved.
According to the product description, unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles — just what your diet was missing.
We think this mug should come with a warning attached that says, "Only give to someone with a sense of humor." If not, your Father's Day may take a turn for the worse.
Whether you want to cover your body in purple, green, blue, or red, you can find a colorful bodysuit to your liking on Amazon. And don't worry: They're machine washable (whew).
($7 to $50, )
Consider yourself warned: This is just another excuse for your hubby to spend even more time in the bathroom.
Yep, it's exactly what it sounds like. This toy claims to offer "hours" of mindless entertainment.
Warn your kids: This flip-up shirt means they might need to protect themselves from a ninja at a moment's notice. Basically, playtime just got a whole lot more fun (and unexpected!).
($19 to $23, )
Because nothing makes a cut feel better than being reminded of your favorite breakfast meat, right?
For the person who has everything...