Real news: Jimmy Ma is a bad boy figure skating angel who was sent from heaven to shake up the rink. For his short program skate at the 2018 U.S. Figure Skating Championships, he performed along to DJ Snake and Lil Jon's iconic "Turn Down For What," and it truly took my breath away — you haven't lived until you see him perfectly execute a Triple Axle to the raucous tones of 2014's song of the summer. Also, the commentators' reactions (shout out Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir!) to the music might be even better than the song selection — it's risqué, but they think they like it!
With a score of 75.28 from the judges, Ma placed 11th after the performance, which seems like at least 13 places too low. Pro tip: go to 2:30 if you want to see him really go HAM.
And if you need more Ma after this, please enjoy him bringing the house down to an EMINEM MEDLEY last season: